Make Your Next Trip To The Bathroom A Rosy One

Bathrooms: Every place has one. And most allow the public to use them – which is damn near to saintly, when you see the aftermath of THAT particular equation. Still, filthy or not, there’s opportunity here. More so for men than women because – well – we can stand up and pee, and we always appreciate something to look at besides our tonkers while doing so. Except Weird Uncle Pete, he’s usually checking out the… you know what? Never mind.

Anyway, back to what I was saying: why not create a business-card-sized sign, preferably a single-fold jobbie that is self-supporting that could be left on top of the urinals? You could put something catchy on it, a small ad, a coupon encouraging them to take it: anything.

For the women’s bathroom, it becomes a little tougher. Based on the design, and surroundings, I recommend trying to use the top of the toilet paper dispenser as your ‘ground zero’. It’s not as good as the urinal thing, but it also gives women something to look at while they’re hovering and holding their noses.

My friend Mona suggested magnetic business cards for the back of the stall doors. Now why didn’t >I< think of that? Genius!

Will it work? Who knows? Only you – knowing your particular business – can be the judge of that.


~ by digitalninjasmedia on October 26, 2011.

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